An aquarium unveils its new 'Floating Carcasses of the Pacific' exhibit, a guy with 10,000 tweets and 15 followers is about ready to hang it up, and a local father buys string cheese to make coming to his house more fun. It's the week of March 29, 2013.

  • Israel Unveils New Defense System To Deflect Accusations Of Human Rights Violations

    2:42
  • Mom $15,000 In The Hole With Ceramic Frog Dealer

    2:34
  • Birthday Wish Wasted On Trying To Bring Dad Back

    2:32
  • Pigeon Wishes Just Once It Could Complete Head Movement Smoothly

    2:09
  • God’s Will Only Thing Keeping AC Unit In Window

    2:12
  • Parents At Graduation Celebrate Child’s Last Accomplishment

    2:25
  • Nation's Depressed March On Atlantic Ocean

    2:06
  • Bag Of Flour Has Slave Auction On Front

    2:16
  • Extravagant New Window Blinds Inspired By The Latest Styles From Venice

    2:18
  • Bodybuilder's Veins Now Outside Of His Skin

    2:23
  • Picasso’s ‘Guernica’ Triples In Value After Being Autographed By The 1994 New York Rangers

    3:01
  • Local TCBY Has Missed Past 2 Logo Changes

    2:18
  • Xylophonist Shredding It

    2:28
  • Smooth Operator Also Forklift Operator

    1:59
  • Fully Gentrified Neighborhood All Cheese Shops

    2:19
  • Lowly Mortal Opens Portal To Hell

    2:26
  • Sexual Predator Gets Tenure

    2:45
  • Dog Held Against Will Inside Skype Window

    2:50
  • Empire State Building Reopens Spire To Visitors

    3:14
  • Self-Conscious Flasher Fully Clothed Under Trench Coat

    3:06