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Supreme Court Ruling Gives Fans The Right To Act Like Total Assholes At Games

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Supreme Court Ruling Gives Fans The Right To Act Like Total Assholes At Games

In an 8-1 decision, the Court found that buying a ticket is license to boo, swear and throw beer at whomever fans please at a sporting event, on the grounds that anyone who doesn't like it can stay home, and those tickets pay for the players' salaries, so who are they to complain?

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