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Ten Years Later, Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War

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Ten Years Later, Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War

In a rare, candid interview, former Vice President Dick Cheney admitted he regrets that he couldn’t produce more casualties in the decade-long conflict.

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