The Onion Review: Congress Cuts Its Step-Son's Funding

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The Onion Review: Congress Cuts Its Step-Son's Funding

Aspen police frantically search for a missing ski, the show Ghost Hunters somehow always finds ghosts, and voyeurs watch a womens' march through the bushes. It's the week of April 11th, 2011.