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Onion Special Report

‘The State Of The Union Is Strong,’ Says Man Responsible For Shielding Nation From Truth

WASHINGTON—Though presiding over a country hampered by war, an economic recession, dramatic cultural upheaval, and a partisan divide at the highest levels of government, the man responsible for shielding American citizens from reality declared tonig...

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