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Tiger Woods Fails To Qualify For Sex With Dive Bar Waitress

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Tiger Woods Fails To Qualify For Sex With Dive Bar Waitress

The former number one sex-haver in the world continued the longest slump of his coital career, unable to bring home a local dive bar waitress and have sex with her.

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