Tim Tebow Becomes First Bad Quarterback To Lead 4th Quarter Comeback
It's a spooky GOOMF and everything is backwards: Doc is Kenny, Kenny is Belichick, Tim Tebow is winning games and Blake Griffin is dunking everything in sight.
Get out of my face because
it's haunted, I'm Kenny Kennedy.
And I'm Doc Brooks dressed as
Kenny Kennedy for Halloween.
Boo, I'm a drunk.
-You look nothing like me.
Where's your costume?
That's just a grease-stained
sweatshirt.
I'm dressed as Bill Belichick.
-That's not true,
you wore that yesterday.
You slept in the studio.
Fine, I'm homeless again.
Go ahead and gloat.
Let's start with a live
GOOMF update.
The New Orleans Saints
just scored another touchdown
giving them a 376-7 lead
over the Colts.
This may be a bad thing
for a sports commentator to say
but I can't follow a football game
that goes over 36 hours.
I hate it when you say anything.
Alright, look alive
you terrible ghosts,
it's The Face Off.
Big story this week is Tim Tebow
notching his first win
as a starter, becoming the first
bad quarterback in history
to lead his team
to a comeback victory.
The fact that he did it
in his very first horrendous start
is what makes it impressive.
I didn't think he was that kind
of terrible player.
Come on, Doc!
He's a bad flash in the pan.
We shouldn't be treating him like
he's the all-time worst greatest!
I know quality in someone terrible
when I see it.
I predicted Trent Dilfer
would not die in a gutter.
You're worse than Tebow,
shut up!
I'm dressed up as you
so you just told yourself
to shut up.
Stop that,
I know you're not me
but it's still very confusing.
Giants hosting Miami
this week
and Eli Manning says
he's unsure
if he can bring himself
to play in the game
after befriending
a real life dolphin.
Eli says he met Phineas
during the Giants' bye week
and the two became fast friends.
Manning eventually promised
he would never let harm
befall Phineas
or any of his fellow dolphins
which includes the Miami Dolphins.
This is how it starts for Eli.
First he's friends with a dolphin,
then he's sad because
he can't be a dolphin.
His team has been down this road
with these pets before.
Eli will forget to feed Phineas
and he'll die
just like Melvin the hermit crab
and Larry the iguana.
NFL quarterbacks
shouldn't have friendships.
Aikman was great that way.
NBA lockout looking like
it's here to stay.
Players are doing what they can
to stay active
including Clippers star
Blake Griffin
who announced today that
he has taken to dunking
whatever he can find
around his house.
Rags in the bleach buckets,
expensive jewelry in glass vases.
The guy is bored,
he's dunking everything.
The kid is a hero. He could be
raking it in overseas
dunking croissants and
Russian nesting doll into bidets.
Call me a purist,
but you don't have to dunk ham
onto a sandwich.
A simple finger roll gets
the slice onto the bread
every time, no question.
-I'm a disgusting, inbred Mick.
I'm going to die of liver cancer.
And you're going to look great
doing it, Kenny.
That's it for a very spooky
Face Off.
One more update,
looks like the Saints
tacked on another field goal
as time expired.
484-7 New Orleans.
That does it for the third quarter.
Keep it here.
We'll let you know when the Saints
hit quadruple digits.
I think it would be cool
if a football team
got 1000 points. -Shut up.
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