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Tim Tebow Becomes First Bad Quarterback To Lead 4th Quarter Comeback

It's a spooky GOOMF and everything is backwards: Doc is Kenny, Kenny is Belichick, Tim Tebow is winning games and Blake Griffin is dunking everything in sight.

Get out of my face because it's haunted, I'm Kenny Kennedy. And I'm Doc Brooks dressed as Kenny Kennedy for Halloween. Boo, I'm a drunk. -You look nothing like me. Where's your costume? That's just a grease-stained sweatshirt. I'm dressed as Bill Belichick. -That's not true, you wore that yesterday. You slept in the studio. Fine, I'm homeless again. Go ahead and gloat. Let's start with a live GOOMF update. The New Orleans Saints just scored another touchdown giving them a 376-7 lead over the Colts. This may be a bad thing for a sports commentator to say but I can't follow a football game that goes over 36 hours. I hate it when you say anything. Alright, look alive you terrible ghosts, it's The Face Off. Big story this week is Tim Tebow notching his first win as a starter, becoming the first bad quarterback in history to lead his team to a comeback victory. The fact that he did it in his very first horrendous start is what makes it impressive. I didn't think he was that kind of terrible player. Come on, Doc! He's a bad flash in the pan. We shouldn't be treating him like he's the all-time worst greatest! I know quality in someone terrible when I see it. I predicted Trent Dilfer would not die in a gutter. You're worse than Tebow, shut up! I'm dressed up as you so you just told yourself to shut up. Stop that, I know you're not me but it's still very confusing. Giants hosting Miami this week and Eli Manning says he's unsure if he can bring himself to play in the game after befriending a real life dolphin. Eli says he met Phineas during the Giants' bye week and the two became fast friends. Manning eventually promised he would never let harm befall Phineas or any of his fellow dolphins which includes the Miami Dolphins. This is how it starts for Eli. First he's friends with a dolphin, then he's sad because he can't be a dolphin. His team has been down this road with these pets before. Eli will forget to feed Phineas and he'll die just like Melvin the hermit crab and Larry the iguana. NFL quarterbacks shouldn't have friendships. Aikman was great that way. NBA lockout looking like it's here to stay. Players are doing what they can to stay active including Clippers star Blake Griffin who announced today that he has taken to dunking whatever he can find around his house. Rags in the bleach buckets, expensive jewelry in glass vases. The guy is bored, he's dunking everything. The kid is a hero. He could be raking it in overseas dunking croissants and Russian nesting doll into bidets. Call me a purist, but you don't have to dunk ham onto a sandwich. A simple finger roll gets the slice onto the bread every time, no question. -I'm a disgusting, inbred Mick. I'm going to die of liver cancer. And you're going to look great doing it, Kenny. That's it for a very spooky Face Off. One more update, looks like the Saints tacked on another field goal as time expired. 484-7 New Orleans. That does it for the third quarter. Keep it here. We'll let you know when the Saints hit quadruple digits. I think it would be cool if a football team got 1000 points. -Shut up.