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Traveling Group Of Medieval Mummers Is America's Top Pick For Holiday Entertainment

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Traveling Group Of Medieval Mummers Is America's Top Pick For Holiday Entertainment

The must-see hit of the holidays is a group of medieval mummers, who are going door-to-door singing old-fashioned ballads and acting out jovial plays in return for mugs of ale and gold pieces.

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