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Unclear If Fountain Is The Type You're Allowed To Run Around In

Obama meets with the America’s schizophrenic voices to urge less violence, a 250-pound man is sadly in the best shape of his life, and a new study finds the average American scoots over at least 10 miles per year. It's the week of September 20, 2013.

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