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U.S. Turns To The Makers Of The Foul-Tasting But Very Successful Zico Coconut Water To Help Turn Economy Around

President Obama puts the U.S. economy in the hands of the geniuses behind Zico coconut water, who must know what they're doing because they are bringing in millions on a product that tastes like ass.

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