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Onion Special Report

Woman Confusingly Tells Area Man She’s Not Interested In Him

Evidently undertaking the next maneuver in her endless series of bewildering mind games, infinitely perplexing woman Haley Mueller cryptically told Pete Summers Friday evening that she wasn’t interested in dating him. Full article.

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