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‘I Will Not Be Censored,’ Yells Trump Chaining Himself To Phone Displaying Twitter Homepage
WASHINGTON—Screaming into a megaphone and threatening to shut down the “biased” social media site once and for all, President Donald Trump reportedly chained himself to a phone displaying Twitter Friday while yelling that he “will not be censored.”…
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Woman Needs To Shut Up And Allow Man To Be Ally
BOULDER, CO—Expressing frustration that she routinely wouldn’t allow him to finish his point without cutting him off, local graphic designer Julian Serra told reporters Friday there were times when his coworker Ericka Lerado really needed to just…
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Adam Silver Shows Solidarity With Players By Inserting Self As Milwaukee Bucks Point Guard
NEW YORK—Promising that he would share the risk with players who were putting their health on the line to restart the NBA season, commissioner Adam Silver announced Friday that he is standing in solidarity with players by inserting himself into the…
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DNC To Streamline Fundraising By Cutting Out Unnecessary Cost Of Campaigns, Candidates
WASHINGTON—In a letter to top donors explaining how their contributions would now be spent more efficiently than ever, the Democratic National Committee announced plans Tuesday to streamline its fundraising by completely eliminating the unnecessary…
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Woman Needs To Shut Up And Allow Man To Be Ally
BOULDER, CO—Expressing frustration that she routinely wouldn’t allow him to finish his point without cutting him off, local graphic designer Julian Serra told reporters Friday there were times when his coworker Ericka Lerado really needed to just…
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