Breaking NewsThis Week In Breaking News December 22, 2023A collection of the most important breaking news posts of the week
CommentaryI Decided To Become A Slave So One Day My Descendants Could Steal College Admissions SpotsBy Cicero Thompson
Breaking NewsQuiz: How Much Do You Know About Elon Musk?Test your knowledge of the ultimate billionaire memelord with this epic Elon Musk quiz.
LocalTrans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
LocalExhausted Billionaire Just Wants To Curl Up And Rewatch Enslaved Hugh Grant And Julia Roberts Perform ‘Notting Hill’ At Gunpoint
LocalWoke Christmas Gifts To Avoid For Your Patriotic RelativesThe libs have ruined everything from beer to sex, and they are determined to ruin Christmas too. The following are woke gifts you should never buy for your patriotic relatives.
PoliticsNation’s Politicians Exhausted After Another Day Of Tirelessly Serving The Will Of The PeopleWASHINGTON—Wiping their brows as they pushed through hour after hour of hard, honest work, the nation’s politicians confirmed Tuesday that they were exhausted from another long day of tirelessly serving the will of the people. “Between listening…
PoliticsCandidates Spend GOP Debate Trying To Hog-Tie Greased-Up Nude Man Representing Woke Mind Virus
Breaking NewsNew Law Requires Flight Passengers To Go At Least 5 Feet Out On Wing If They Want To Smoke
Breaking NewsPope Francis Presses Face Against Steamy Glass Door In Fervent Approval Of Same-Sex Showers
FootballModern-Day Mother Teresa Waits For Player On Stretcher To Give Thumbs-Up Before Considering Fantasy Implications
FootballFrustrated Robert Kraft Wishes There Were Somewhere He Could Go To Relieve Tension Of Patriots Season
