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Annoying Things Customers Do That Waiters Hate The Most

While it may not be obvious at first, the mindless service drones who bring you food at restaurants actually have thoughts and feelings. Here are the most annoying things customers do that waiters hate the most.

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Contractor Informs Biden It’d Be Cheaper To Just Tear Down U.S. And Start Over

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Chicago Cubs Launch Charitable Initiative To Give Back To Overserved Communities

CHICAGO—Honoring the most dedicated part of their fan base with the summer volunteer program, the Chicago Cubs launched a new charitable initiative Thursday to give back to overserved communities. “This is a group of people who don’t always have the…

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Scientists Announce Successful Experiment To Bankrupt Mouse That Can’t Afford Cancer Drug

BALTIMORE, MD—Heralding the trial as a major step forward in the field of medicine, scientists at Johns Hopkins University announced Thursday the first successful experiment to bankrupt a mouse that couldn’t afford a cancer drug. “Today is a…

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Band Remembers Back When They Used To Play Shows For 10 People Instead Of 4 People

AUSTIN, TX—Shaking their heads while recalling the days when they were just starting out, the members of local band Andy World Warhol remembered back when they used to play shows for 10 people instead of four people, sources confirmed Wednesday.…