Trump Releases ‘God Bless The USA’ QuranDEARBORN, MI—In an effort to raise money to cover his mounting legal bills, former President Donald Trump announced at a campaign event Friday that he was selling the central religious text of Islam in a special new edition called the “God Bless The…
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LocalMan Not Sure What More He Must Do To Make Women He Flashes Love HimNEW YORK—Sighing deeply as he closed his overcoat yet again and kicked in dismay at the scattered alleyway trash, local man Frank Pendrowski told reporters Tuesday he wasn’t sure what more he could possibly do to make women he flashes love him. “For…
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PoliticsKamala Harris Joins D.C. Coworking SpaceWASHINGTON—Saying it was “high time” she made a more serious investment in her career, Vice President Kamala Harris confided to reporters Tuesday that she had joined a coworking space in the D.C. area. “It’s a pretty big expense to take on, but it…
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