Things Every Cat Owner Wished They’d Known Before Adopting

When letting an evil, bloodthirsty monster into your home to serve as your pet, it never hurts to be prepared. Here are the things every cat owner wished they’d known before adopting.

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Senate Votes To Make Juneteenth Federal Holiday So Long As No One Thinks Too Hard About Its Significance

WASHINGTON—In a rare unanimous vote, the Senate passed a bill Wednesday to make Juneteenth a federal holiday so long as no one thinks too hard about its significance. “This is a day to barbecue and get drunk, a day to ask your coworkers what they’re…