Polite Man Offers To Walk Date To Her Final Resting PlaceOCEANSIDE, CA—Extending his arm as an invitation to serve as her escort, local gentleman Peter Groff reportedly offered to walk his date to her final resting place Tuesday after a lovely dinner together. “Don’t be silly—it’s no trouble at all for…
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PoliticsBiden: ‘Israel Has An Obligation Not To Harm My Reelection Chances’WASHINGTON—Responding to fallout from the Israeli military’s killing of seven World Central Kitchen aid workers in Gaza, President Biden made an address Thursday asserting that Israel had an obligation not to harm his reelection chances. “Let me be…
Breaking NewsSotheby’s Announces Auction Of Napkin On Which Jeffrey Epstein Jotted Down Idea For Pedophilia
