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LocalMan Always Struggles To Sleep If He Has Even Little Bit Of MDMA After 4 P.M.NEW YORK—Saying even a small amount could keep him awake until the early hours of the morning, local man Pete Gutierrez told reporters Thursday that he always struggled to sleep if he had even a little bit of MDMA after 4 p.m. “All it takes is…
Breaking NewsNew Economic Initiative Would Require Companies Go Back To Naming Products What They Do Plus ‘O-Matic’WASHINGTON—In an attempt by the think tank to find a model for sustainable growth of the U.S. economy, a new initiative proposed Thursday by the Economic Policy Institute would require companies to go back to naming products by combining what they…
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LocalBizarre Airbnb Looks Like Someone Actually Lives ThereSAN DIEGO—Baffled by the homey ambiance of the two-bedroom condominium, vacationer James Shin told reporters Tuesday that the bizarre Airbnb he had rented for the weekend looked like someone actually lived there. “Weird—if I didn’t know any better,…
LocalHarmful Psychological Effects Of Pornography Nothing Compared To When Man Masturbates Using Imagination
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MagazineMeet The 87-Year-Old EMT Who Is Continually Causing People To Die Because He Keeps Breaking His Own Arms When He Tries To Do CPR
