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OFF! Unveils New Citronella Effigy To Protest Ruthless Mosquitoes

RACINE, WI—Debuting an instrument of dissent carved in the image of the widely condemned pest, insect repellent brand OFF! announced Thursday it would begin selling a new citronella effigy that customers could use to protest the ruthless attacks of…

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Judge Asks If Chauvin Jury Minds Sticking Around For A Couple More Police Misconduct Trials

MINNEAPOLIS—Promising that they would only have to return to the courtroom for a few days at most, Judge Peter A. Cahill asked the jury for the Derek Chauvin murder case Monday if they would mind sticking around for a couple more police misconduct…

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Obama Tweets About Podcast Again After Noticing Latest Episode Only Got 11 Streams

WASHINGTON—Hoping to direct a few more of his 130 million followers toward the project, former President Barack Obama tweeted about his podcast again Wednesday after noticing his latest episode had only received 11 streams so far. “Hey guys, just…

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Minnesota Police Say Officer Accidentally Discharged Weapon After Being Startled By Sight Of Gun In Own Hand

BROOKLYN CENTER, MN—In response to the death of another unarmed Black man at the hands of Minnesota police, Brooklyn Center police chief Tim Gannon told reporters Monday that the officer who killed Daunte Wright accidentally discharged her weapon…

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Police Department To Avoid Future Errors By Replacing All Equipment Officers Carry With Guns

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Squirrel Can’t Wait To Ruin Man’s Day By Running In Front Of Car And Getting Killed

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Little League Coach Thinks Right Fielder Has Potential To Be A Great Novelist

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Cinerama Blames Closure On More Viewers Choosing To Watch Movies From Own Geodesic Domes

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New Arkansas Bill Would Require Teen Residents To Keep Genitals On Full Display At All Times

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Nation’s Gimps Crawl On Washington Demanding Unfair Treatment

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Colorado Temporarily Re-Bans Marijuana For Statewide Tolerance Break

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GOP Oppose Infrastructure Bill With Uplifting Reminder It’s Okay To Be A Work In Progress

WASHINGTON—Declaring that the new $2 trillion proposal was unrealistic, GOP leaders reportedly voiced their opposition Tuesday to President Joe Biden’s infrastructure bill with an uplifting reminder that it is okay to be a work in progress. “What…

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Georgia Lawmakers Warn Stricter Gun Regulation Could Cause Mass Shooters To Move To Other States

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Ted Cruz Decries Voting Rights Bill As Shameless Power Grab By American People To Control Country

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Ethics Report Shows Elaine Chao Ran Personal Errands With Transportation Department’s Private Zorb

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Florida GOP Introduces Ballotless Voting In Disenfranchised Communities

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Papa John’s Comes Under Fire For Cruel Treatment Of The Bulbous, Deformed Creatures That Lactate Pizza Sauce

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Scientists Warn Americans To Stay Away From That Bird

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Nation’s Arborists Once Again Urge Congress To Lower The Age Of Consent For Trees

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Man Opposes Taxing Rich Because He Knows One Day He Could Find $20 Bill On Ground

VIRGINIA BEACH, VA—Arguing that the nation’s top earners shouldn’t be punished simply for being successful and making a lot of money, local car wash attendant Christopher Jacobson told reporters Monday he opposed taxing the rich because he knew one…

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Head Shop Owner Starting To Think No One Will Ever Buy $6,000 Glass Bong That Looks Like Genie From ‘Aladdin’

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Steph Curry Passes Wilt Chamberlain To Become Tallest Player In Warriors Franchise History

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Little League Coach Thinks Right Fielder Has Potential To Be A Great Novelist

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Baylor Men’s Basketball Team Unsure How Many More Times Championship Parade Supposed To Circle Waco

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Duke Point Guard Reemerges With 5 Arms After Entering Interdimensional Transfer Portal

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National Guard May Deploy Up To 20,000 Troops To DC For Biden Inauguration

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Bill Belichick Declines Medal Of Freedom From Trump

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‘Sex And The City’ Reboot Will Not Include Kim Cattrall

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Man Walking Around With Needle Sticking Out Of Arm After Johnson & Johnson Vaccine Paused Mid-Inoculation

Objectively Too Many Recommendations For Knives

How To Deal With Common Dog Behavior Problems

Editorial Cartoon: ‘Flood Gaetz’

OFF! Unveils New Citronella Effigy To Protest Ruthless Mosquitoes

Birth Control: Myth Vs. Fact

Judge Asks If Chauvin Jury Minds Sticking Around For A Couple More Police Misconduct Trials

Obama Tweets About Podcast Again After Noticing Latest Episode Only Got 11 Streams

Minnesota Police Say Officer Accidentally Discharged Weapon After Being Startled By Sight Of Gun In Own Hand

Police Department To Avoid Future Errors By Replacing All Equipment Officers Carry With Guns

Squirrel Can’t Wait To Ruin Man’s Day By Running In Front Of Car And Getting Killed

Little League Coach Thinks Right Fielder Has Potential To Be A Great Novelist

Cinerama Blames Closure On More Viewers Choosing To Watch Movies From Own Geodesic Domes

New Arkansas Bill Would Require Teen Residents To Keep Genitals On Full Display At All Times

Nation’s Gimps Crawl On Washington Demanding Unfair Treatment

Colorado Temporarily Re-Bans Marijuana For Statewide Tolerance Break

GOP Oppose Infrastructure Bill With Uplifting Reminder It’s Okay To Be A Work In Progress

Georgia Lawmakers Warn Stricter Gun Regulation Could Cause Mass Shooters To Move To Other States

Ted Cruz Decries Voting Rights Bill As Shameless Power Grab By American People To Control Country

Ethics Report Shows Elaine Chao Ran Personal Errands With Transportation Department’s Private Zorb

Florida GOP Introduces Ballotless Voting In Disenfranchised Communities

Papa John’s Comes Under Fire For Cruel Treatment Of The Bulbous, Deformed Creatures That Lactate Pizza Sauce

Scientists Warn Americans To Stay Away From That Bird

Nation’s Arborists Once Again Urge Congress To Lower The Age Of Consent For Trees

Man Opposes Taxing Rich Because He Knows One Day He Could Find $20 Bill On Ground

Vaccine Dose Reminds Sedentary Man What Muscle Soreness Feels Like

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Head Shop Owner Starting To Think No One Will Ever Buy $6,000 Glass Bong That Looks Like Genie From ‘Aladdin’

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Tough: The New TMNT Game Follows A European Trip Where The Turtles Realize Their Fervent Italian-American Pride Has Little In Common With Modern Italian Life

Kind Gesture: ‘Halo Infinite’ Will Let Players Who Are Widows Download A Black Shawl For Master Chief To Wear In-Game

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Tips For Adjusting To Regular Post-Pandemic Socializing

How Drone Strikes Work

5 Things To Know About The AstraZeneca Vaccine Controversy

5 Things To Know About Matt Gaetz

Artist Profile: Lil Nas X

5 Things To Know About ‘Hemingway’

5 Things To Know About ‘Godzilla Vs. Kong’

Top Entertainment News: March

Steph Curry Passes Wilt Chamberlain To Become Tallest Player In Warriors Franchise History

Little League Coach Thinks Right Fielder Has Potential To Be A Great Novelist

Baylor Men’s Basketball Team Unsure How Many More Times Championship Parade Supposed To Circle Waco

Duke Point Guard Reemerges With 5 Arms After Entering Interdimensional Transfer Portal

National Guard May Deploy Up To 20,000 Troops To DC For Biden Inauguration

Bill Belichick Declines Medal Of Freedom From Trump

‘Sex And The City’ Reboot Will Not Include Kim Cattrall

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