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Annoying Things Customers Do That Waiters Hate The Most

While it may not be obvious at first, the mindless service drones who bring you food at restaurants actually have thoughts and feelings. Here are the most annoying things customers do that waiters hate the most.

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Experts Encourage Americans To Start Thinking About What Form Of Government They’d Like To Try After Democracy Crumbles

WASHINGTON—Urging the nation to get a head start on what they described as an inevitable decision, the Brookings Institute released a statement Tuesday encouraging Americans to start thinking about what form of government they would like to try…

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Conservative Man Tearfully Informs Family Critical Race Theory Has Spread To His Liver

DALLAS, TX—Gathering his wife and children close to him as he shared the tragic news, area conservative Dan Gainey, 66, informed his family Tuesday that Critical Race Theory had spread to his liver. “There’s no easy way to say this, but I just got…

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Andrew Yang Tries To Buy Banana From Voting Booth

NEW YORK—Smiling broadly as he entered the polling place, mayoral candidate Andrew Yang tried to buy a banana from a voting booth, election workers confirmed Tuesday. “I’ll have a banana and a coffee, then I’ll get out of your hair—you’re not cash…

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Senate Passes $50 Billion Bill To Combat Chinese Influence By Developing Own Pandas

WASHINGTON—Securing a rare bipartisan consensus as both parties acknowledged the growing influence of the nation’s biggest geopolitical rival, the U.S. Senate passed a bill Monday allocating $50 billion to compete directly with China by developing…

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Kyrsten Sinema Defends Senate Filibuster As Necessary For Her To Stay Politically Relevant

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L.A. Mayor Prevents His Kid From Lazing About By Installing Spikes On Family Couch

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Dianne Feinstein Considers Eliminating Filibuster Over Upcoming Vote On Smoot-Hawley Tariff

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GOP Launches New Legislative Effort To Control Women’s Pancreases

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Former High School Classmates Hold Summit At Local Bar To Resume Multilateral Shit Talks

EVANSTON, IL—The high-level meetings having been triggered by a quorum of participants returning to their hometown for a visit, sources confirmed a group of former high school classmates convened at a local bar Friday to resume their longstanding…

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CEO Of Troubled Company Accepts Full Compensation For His Mistakes

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Laid-Back Dad Just Wants New Pair Of Brandless Aviators He Got At Omaha Gas Station In 1993 For Father’s Day

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Doctor Not Going To Ruin Woman’s Day By Telling Her She Pregnant

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Cause Of Death Installed Above Bed

Nicaraguan Police Arrest 5th Presidential Candidate

Most Shocking Reveals From The Keeping Up With The Kardashians Reunion

Editorial Cartoon: ‘Prize Fighter’

Annoying Things Customers Do That Waiters Hate The Most

De Blasio: ‘Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesn’t Suck, Huh?’

Experts Encourage Americans To Start Thinking About What Form Of Government They’d Like To Try After Democracy Crumbles

Conservative Man Tearfully Informs Family Critical Race Theory Has Spread To His Liver

Andrew Yang Tries To Buy Banana From Voting Booth

Area Couple Thinks They’re Pretty Fun

Bear’s Favorite Part Of Mauling Campers When They Throw Arms In Air To Look Bigger

911 Operator Likes To Let It Ring For Couple Seconds So Caller Doesn’t Get Impression They're Standing By Phone All Day

ESPN’s New MLB Analyst Just Guy Who Follows Jayson Stark On Twitter

GOP Launches New Legislative Effort To Control Women’s Pancreases

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Things Every Cat Owner Wished They’d Known Before Adopting

Senate Passes $50 Billion Bill To Combat Chinese Influence By Developing Own Pandas

Kyrsten Sinema Defends Senate Filibuster As Necessary For Her To Stay Politically Relevant

L.A. Mayor Prevents His Kid From Lazing About By Installing Spikes On Family Couch

Dianne Feinstein Considers Eliminating Filibuster Over Upcoming Vote On Smoot-Hawley Tariff

GOP Launches New Legislative Effort To Control Women’s Pancreases

Former High School Classmates Hold Summit At Local Bar To Resume Multilateral Shit Talks

CEO Of Troubled Company Accepts Full Compensation For His Mistakes

Laid-Back Dad Just Wants New Pair Of Brandless Aviators He Got At Omaha Gas Station In 1993 For Father’s Day

Doctor Not Going To Ruin Woman’s Day By Telling Her She Pregnant

Guy Who Took Job Making Barrels In 1400s Didn’t Mean For That To Become Family’s Identity For Next 25 Generations

Former Child Stars Describe Growing Up In The Industry

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Incredible Ways To Turn Your Backyard Into A Summer Oasis

Huge Milestone: Bethesda’s New Role-Playing Game ‘Starfield’ Will Be The First Video Game Set In Space

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E3 Shocker: Nintendo Has Announced That ‘Breath Of The Wild 2’ Will Get Back To The Company’s Roots And Be A Vacuum

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Jay-Z’s Career Turns 25

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Artist Profile: Olivia Rodrigo

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Nicaraguan Police Arrest 5th Presidential Candidate

Supreme Court Rules Against NCAA In Student Athlete Compensation Case

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