LocalTips For The Perfect PicnicAs springtime blooms and summer awaits, it’s the perfect time for a picnic. The Onion provides tips for a fun, stress-free picnic.
Breaking NewsStudy Confirms It Becomes Harder To Make Childhood Friend As An AdultCAMBRIDGE, MA—Citing data on the isolation and loneliness of Americans, a new study conducted by the Harvard University Department of Psychology confirmed Monday that it becomes much harder to make childhood friends as an adult. “As we age, we tend…
Breaking NewsGoodreads Now Only Permitting Reviews From People Who Haven’t Read The BookSAN FRANCISCO—In an effort to maintain the quality of the website, Goodreads.com announced Monday that it was now only permitting reviews from people who haven’t read the book.“We at Goodreads owe it to both authors and readers to stop people from…
Breaking News‘10 Palestinians Dead After Israeli Raid,’ Reads Headline That Could Have Run Any Week For Past 75 YearsNABLUS, WEST BANK—In a journalistic dispatch produced moments after the military operation, the headline ‘10 Palestinians Dead After Israeli Raid’ was published Wednesday as part of a news story that reportedly could have run any week for the…
LocalBizarre Airbnb Looks Like Someone Actually Lives ThereSAN DIEGO—Baffled by the homey ambiance of the two-bedroom condominium, vacationer James Shin told reporters Tuesday that the bizarre Airbnb he had rented for the weekend looked like someone actually lived there. “Weird—if I didn’t know any better,…
LocalHarmful Psychological Effects Of Pornography Nothing Compared To When Man Masturbates Using Imagination
CommentaryAlso, I Shouldn’t Have To Disclose That I Had Sex With A Salmon | By Samuel AlitoBy Samuel Alito
