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LocalWoman Wonders If First Date Too Soon To Take Home LeftoversHUNTSVILLE, AL—Worrying about whether the relative stranger sharing her table for two would judge her for it, local woman Sarah Dougherty is said to have wondered Thursday if a first date was too soon to be taking home leftovers. “This is something…
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PoliticsNation’s Politicians Exhausted After Another Day Of Tirelessly Serving The Will Of The PeopleWASHINGTON—Wiping their brows as they pushed through hour after hour of hard, honest work, the nation’s politicians confirmed Tuesday that they were exhausted from another long day of tirelessly serving the will of the people. “Between listening…
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