$1 Billion Worth Of Cocaine Seized

Federal authorities have seized 165 tons of cocaine with a street value of $1 billion in the Packer Marine Terminal in Philadelphia. What do you think?

“Are they sure it isn’t just 165 tons of crushed up baby aspirin? Because I’ve been burned before.”

Dave Callaghan • Greasetrap Cleaner


“Federal authorities clearly don’t care that this kind of action only hurts people looking for a good time.”

Charley Michael • Fob Cataloger

“This is why you should always diversify your portfolio.”

Caitlin Ratcliffe • Amateur Horologist