This incredible picture depicts the powerful scissors in all their steadfast, sharp glory.
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Two blades. One handle. Breathtaking.
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Gaze upon these grooming scissors. Witness how nobly they accept the complexity of their task, a portrait of strength and grace, stopping at nothing to fulfill their duty to beautify the fair citizens of this nation!
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Cut on, you steel beauties! You lustrous, galloping miracles!
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“Scissors” is Latin for “magic double knives.” Truly, never was a tool more aptly named than this.
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Through paper, string, ribbon, and twine,
These scissors snip in careful lines;
For ne’er were such crafty wizards
As these fearless pairs of scissors!
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Safety scissors, we salute you for protecting our children. Bless you. Bless you, kind scissors.
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Behold! Scissors of the garden! Larger, more dutiful.
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Fuck! Ow, shit! Holy shit oh god that cut looks real deep. Fuck holy god think it went right through to the bone ow god damnit stupid fucking piece of—
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In a word: scissors.
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