10 Breathtaking Photos That Perfectly Capture The Unwavering Spirit Of Scissors

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This incredible picture depicts the powerful scissors in all their steadfast, sharp glory.

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Illustration for article titled 10 Breathtaking Photos That Perfectly Capture The Unwavering Spirit Of Scissors

Two blades. One handle. Breathtaking.

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Illustration for article titled 10 Breathtaking Photos That Perfectly Capture The Unwavering Spirit Of Scissors

Gaze upon these grooming scissors. Witness how nobly they accept the complexity of their task, a portrait of strength and grace, stopping at nothing to fulfill their duty to beautify the fair citizens of this nation!

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Illustration for article titled 10 Breathtaking Photos That Perfectly Capture The Unwavering Spirit Of Scissors

Cut on, you steel beauties! You lustrous, galloping miracles!

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Illustration for article titled 10 Breathtaking Photos That Perfectly Capture The Unwavering Spirit Of Scissors

“Scissors” is Latin for “magic double knives.” Truly, never was a tool more aptly named than this.

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Illustration for article titled 10 Breathtaking Photos That Perfectly Capture The Unwavering Spirit Of Scissors

Through paper, string, ribbon, and twine,
These scissors snip in careful lines;
For ne’er were such crafty wizards
As these fearless pairs of scissors!

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Illustration for article titled 10 Breathtaking Photos That Perfectly Capture The Unwavering Spirit Of Scissors

Safety scissors, we salute you for protecting our children. Bless you. Bless you, kind scissors.

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Illustration for article titled 10 Breathtaking Photos That Perfectly Capture The Unwavering Spirit Of Scissors

Behold! Scissors of the garden! Larger, more dutiful.

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Illustration for article titled 10 Breathtaking Photos That Perfectly Capture The Unwavering Spirit Of Scissors

Fuck! Ow, shit! Holy shit oh god that cut looks real deep. Fuck holy god think it went right through to the bone ow god damnit stupid fucking piece of—

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Illustration for article titled 10 Breathtaking Photos That Perfectly Capture The Unwavering Spirit Of Scissors

In a word: scissors.

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