The Onion
The A.V. Club
Deadspin
Gizmodo
Jalopnik
Jezebel
Kotaku
Lifehacker
The Root
The Takeout
The Inventory
America's Finest News Source.
Shop
Subscribe
Home
Latest
Politics
Sports
Local
Entertainment
The Topical
OGN
Opinion
America's Finest News Source.
Home
Latest
Politics
Sports
Local
Entertainment
The Topical
OGN
Opinion
Onion Magazine
10 Hot Tips For Covering Up At The Beach Because We Know You Ignored Our 10 Hot Tips For Getting A Beach Body
8/05/11 4:00PM
•
SEE MORE:
Tips
Tips
The Beach
Sunday Magazine
Vol 47 Issue 31
Share This Story
Get our newsletter
Subscribe
More from The Onion
New Report Finds Computers Actually Outpaced Human Intelligence Back With Commodore 64
Quiet City Streets Allow Neighborhood Residents To Hear The Natural Sounds Of Couples’ Blow-Out Fights
Fact-Checking ‘The Crown’
What Trump Hopes To Accomplish Before Leaving The White House
