$100 Buys Airport Security Bypass

By paying a one-time fee of $100 and attending a brief interview with a customs officer, flyers can bypass the regular airport security lines and pass through without removing their belts or shoes, or the liquids in their bags. What do you think?

"All right, I think I can pay that and still have enough left to buy sharp things."

Kevin Bowerman • Systems Analyst

“Okay, so I throw the guy 100 bucks to get me past the line, but what kind of bottle service we talking about?”

Lacey O’Brien • Browning Processor

"I think I'll opt to save the money. Plus, no one gets to see my belt much. The buckle is a penguin."

Dirk Jackson • Hydraulic Operator

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