Ugh! Good luck erasing this table corner from our memory.
2 / 13
How ’bout we rewind to five minutes ago, back when this table corner had not completely ruined our day.
3 / 13
Get ready to dip into your savings, because this messed-up corner’s gonna need A LOT of therapy to unsee!
4 / 13
A lime-green Kleenex box on a diagonal angle from the edge? Nobody’s visual cortex deserves this.
5 / 13
Quick, show us some middle of a table right now—we can’t get this hideous table corner out of our minds!
6 / 13
7 / 13
A welcome reprieve from all the madness: TV legend Alan Alda.
8 / 13
Great, this just ruined stainless steel for us. We envy the blind.
9 / 13
How drunk was this table when it stepped out with a corner like this?
10 / 13
No, your eyes aren’t playing tricks on you. Those are water droplets. ON A TABLE CORNER. We’re weeping blood.
11 / 13
Is this A) a table corner, B) a cry for help, C) an affront to humanity, or D) ALL OF THE FUCKING ABOVE?
12 / 13
Fucking weird red ball–encased candles.
13 / 13