12 Shocking Table Corners We Wish We Could Unsee

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Ugh! Good luck erasing this table corner from our memory.

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How ’bout we rewind to five minutes ago, back when this table corner had not completely ruined our day.

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Illustration for article titled 12 Shocking Table Corners We Wish We Could Unsee

Get ready to dip into your savings, because this messed-up corner’s gonna need A LOT of therapy to unsee!

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Illustration for article titled 12 Shocking Table Corners We Wish We Could Unsee

A lime-green Kleenex box on a diagonal angle from the edge? Nobody’s visual cortex deserves this.

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Illustration for article titled 12 Shocking Table Corners We Wish We Could Unsee

Quick, show us some middle of a table right now—we can’t get this hideous table corner out of our minds!

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:O

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A welcome reprieve from all the madness: TV legend Alan Alda.

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Great, this just ruined stainless steel for us. We envy the blind.

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Illustration for article titled 12 Shocking Table Corners We Wish We Could Unsee

How drunk was this table when it stepped out with a corner like this?

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No, your eyes aren’t playing tricks on you. Those are water droplets. ON A TABLE CORNER. We’re weeping blood.

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Illustration for article titled 12 Shocking Table Corners We Wish We Could Unsee

Is this A) a table corner, B) a cry for help, C) an affront to humanity, or D) ALL OF THE FUCKING ABOVE?

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Illustration for article titled 12 Shocking Table Corners We Wish We Could Unsee

Fucking weird red ball–encased candles.

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