ROCHESTER, MN - Doctors at the Mayo Clinic announced this week that despite, their best efforts, there is no hope of a cure for 13 year old puberty victim Ben Dobson. "Unfortunately there is no treatment for a case of pubescence this severe," said lead physician Mark Felderman. "Ben will continue to become hairier, ganglier, and more awkward around girls. We've given him a notebook he can use to cover his erections, but there's not much else we can do." At press time, Ben Dobson is not normal, he is a cracking voiced weirdo, and he always will be, sources confirmed.
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