14th Severed Foot Washes Ashore In Pacific Northwest

A lone right foot wearing a hiking boot washed ashore in the Pacific Northwest, making it the 14th such severed foot in the past decade. What do you think?

“Weird. Who wears boots to the beach?”

Larry Bogdanovich • Systems Analyst


“I just don’t understand why anyone would put a severed foot inside a perfectly good shoe.”

Sarah Street • Sizzle Reel Critic

“Alright, I’ll ask around to see if anyone’s missing a foot.”

Carry White • Pill Organizer