Experts say that a nearly 2,000-year-old wooden, penis-shaped object that was recently discovered in England could have served as a sexual tool by ancient Romans in Britain. What do you think?
“We’re closer than ever to confirming that ancient people had genitals.”
Remy Sokolov, Carbohydrate Accumulator
“The intense, pulsating vibrations were probably a dead give away.”
Renee Adkins, Scissors Sharpener
“So embarrassing when an archaeologist stumbles on your dildo.”
Adeel Youmir, Aspiring Doorman