Israeli archaeologists have unearthed a rare ancient toilet in Jerusalem dating back more than 2,700 years, made of limestone with a hole in the center and positioned over a deep septic tank. What do you think?

“I hope they knocked first.”
Aaron Wu, Unemployed

“This is why you should always keep your bathrooms clean in case of unexpected company.”
Lacey Campbell, Lady’s Maid
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“Huh, I was under the impression that having to go to the bathroom was a relatively new phenomenon.”
Dale Farin, Shucker