A study of American teens shows that one in five has unhealthy cholesterol levels. What do you think?

"Only one in five? Teens look greasier than that to me."
Daniel Moramarco • Lumber Puller

"These teens are always getting into some kind of trouble. Now it's cholesterol; next it'll be arthritis."
Lucy Baines • Systems Analyst

"I've said it before and I'll say it again: Teens need to stop visiting their grandmas."
Dan Kurson • Laryngologist