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CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA—Local 24-year-old Dan Olson is strongly considering doing something unusual and humorous with the hair growing on his face, sources reported this week. "I just got a Philips Norelco Click & Style razor, so I was thinking of perhaps styling the hair on my face in a way that is considered amusing by those around me,'" said Olson, adding that he is thinking of making comical facial hair a central facet of his sense of self and personal identity. "And then, perhaps, by doing something humorous with the hair on my face, I will display to other human beings my age that I am a person who is humorous, and then they will like me and respect me for being a humorous person with humorous facial hair. That's my plan at the moment." At press time Olson had chickened out and given himself a clean shave.


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