As the academic year begins, here is a survey of the most popular classes at colleges around the country:
- University of Pennsylvania: The Psychological Ramifications Of Not Getting Into Harvard
- Kentucky State University: Introduction To Seersucker
- SUNY Buffalo: Fallback Careers 213: The Art Of Pierogi-Making
- The Culinary Institute of America: Pancakes, French Toast, Waffles
- Brigham Young University: Advanced Virginity
- Rice University: Survey Of American Labor Relations, As Taught By Exotic 1960s Ex-Radical Curiosity Professor Maurice Zebko
- Yale: Mastering a Senate Confirmation Hearing
- Haskell County Adult Education Center: Computers