Sharks attacked 98 people worldwide in 2015, outstripping the previous record of 88 attacks in the year 2000. What do you think?
“But publicizing this record only encourages the sharks to set a new one.”
Teddy Steinhafel • Unemployed
“Maybe it’s time to start overfishing again?”
Anita Berger • Alibi Organizer
“Add two more to that total. I didn’t know we had to report them.”
Frank Goetz • Synthesizer Programmer