A 29-year-old woman has been arrested after allegedly using a forged birth certificate to enroll at a local high school, attending classes for four days before staff found out her age. What do you think?
“No way she fakes her way into a good college now.”
Elijah Felker, Salt Expert
Demand Grows For Stricter Transit Regulations After Derailing Train Hits Airplane At 30,000 Feet
“Yeah, it’s hard to make friends as an adult.”
Bo Hammerman, Yurt Evaluator
“Anti-intellectualism at its finest.”
Trish Peltier, Pool Drainer