$400,000 Of Meth Hidden In Pumpkins Found At Texas Border

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Border patrol officials have found what the agency said was $400,000 worth of methamphetamine hidden inside pumpkins at the U.S–Mexico border in Texas. What do you think?

“Scooping out the meth is always the grossest part of carving jack-o’-lanterns.”

Ambrose Penso, Meme Historian

“That explains why jack-o’-lanterns have such messed-up teeth.”

Richard Diaz, Jargon Translator


“Well, smuggling drugs in blueberries wasn’t getting it done.”

Lucille Bautista, Drug Trafficker