Border patrol officials have found what the agency said was $400,000 worth of methamphetamine hidden inside pumpkins at the U.S–Mexico border in Texas. What do you think?
“Scooping out the meth is always the grossest part of carving jack-o’-lanterns.”
Ambrose Penso, Meme Historian
“That explains why jack-o’-lanterns have such messed-up teeth.”
Richard Diaz, Jargon Translator
“Well, smuggling drugs in blueberries wasn’t getting it done.”
Lucille Bautista, Drug Trafficker