A new five-star hotel for dogs called the Resort Canino Can Janè has opened near Barcelona with features that include a world-class swimming pool with slides and fountains specially designed for canines. What do you think?


“That sounds like it would be worth 14 hours in the cargo hold.”

Rosamund Collings • Craft Services Planner

“Great. Now that ‘five-star resort for dogs’ is a real thing, I need a new euphemism for ‘kill shelter.’”

David Hawthorne • Systems Analyst

“Do they have a rickety shed out back where I can sleep?”

Jamie Donnelly • Regional Bank Manager