Offering faster internet speeds and better battery life, recent announcements from Verizon, AT&T, and Sprint suggest 5G devices will begin to appear on the market in the first half of 2019. What do you think?

“Great! I can finally replace this $1,500 piece of shit.”

Peter Broughton • Fish Candler

“Just tell me where there’s a line, I’ll go stand in it.”

Ishmael Wolfe • Cracker Monger

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“Dear God, how many more Gs until we are satisfied?”

Karen Irvine • Search Engine Historian