6 Arrested For Changing Hollywood Sign To Read ‘Hollyboob’

Six people have been arrested for altering the Los Angeles Hollywood sign to read “Hollyboob,” a stunt that was supposedly intended to promote breast cancer awareness. What do you think?

“This reminds me of when I raised awareness of testicular cancer by writing ‘balls’ on my passed-out roommate.”

John Trotman, Unemployed

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“How dare those vandals desecrate this sacred symbol of real estate development.”

Harriet Keogh, Cold Weather Expert

“I guess Los Angeles really is the crime-infested hellhole my parents warned me about.”

Ben Simpson, HR Snitch