7-Eleven Delivering ‘Date Night Pack’

Convenience chain 7-Eleven has teamed with delivery service DoorDash to offer specialty packages such as the “Date Night Pack,” a $20 bundle that includes ice cream, chocolate bars, energy drinks, gum, and condoms. What do you think?

“Thanks, but I don’t need any help showing my date the least amount of effort possible.”

Alice Doyle • Porter


“Could I swap out the condoms for some Slim Jims?”

Griffin Trumbull • Loudspeaker Assembler

“There’d better be a package that includes egg salad sandwiches if I’m going to get my wife in the mood.”

Andre Pottam • Cake Decorator