Convenience chain 7-Eleven has teamed with delivery service DoorDash to offer specialty packages such as the “Date Night Pack,” a $20 bundle that includes ice cream, chocolate bars, energy drinks, gum, and condoms. What do you think?
“Thanks, but I don’t need any help showing my date the least amount of effort possible.”
Alice Doyle • Porter
“Could I swap out the condoms for some Slim Jims?”
Griffin Trumbull • Loudspeaker Assembler
“There’d better be a package that includes egg salad sandwiches if I’m going to get my wife in the mood.”
Andre Pottam • Cake Decorator