On an abandoned ranch just south of the U.S. border, members of the Mexican navy discovered 21 rifles, four trucks, bulletproof vests, and 72 corpses. What do you think?

"Is that a lot or a little? I haven't been keeping up with Mexico's crime stats."
Veronica Bronski • Systems Analyst

"How could anyone live in such a place? Why don't they all just move up here?"
Jimmy Hellyer • Tobacco Grader
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"See, this is exactly why I stopped delivering pizza."
Marc Somervile • Unemployed