80 Famous

No bivalve does it better.

Feared and respected by billions.

Famous for inventing being underwater but not drowning.

Bogie is back, baby!

We wouldn’t be caught dead with any other thumbs.

Too big for normal rooms, big lady lives on the river.

Money is considered the most popular way to buy stuff.

Considered the first affordable car and brought drunk-driving fatalities to the middle class.

Everybody’s favorite aggregate of minerals.

Really popular substance all around.

Practiced by humans and octopuses alike, sex is the most famous form of intercourse known the world over.

Universally derided creature, proving that sometimes fame isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

Famous U.S. president partially responsible for the McKinley Tariff in 1890.

Famous tariff partially instituted by President Benjamin Harrison in 1890.

So famous it’s even a roller coaster.

There’s nothing more famous than that golden gala bling!

Famous is even in the name. Who are we to argue?

Renowned enough that a sculptor was hired to craft his likeness out of marble, the guy this statue is of was likely well-known and revered in his time.

Blows Zoroastrianism out of the water in terms of trending online searches.

You’d have to be a goddamn idiot not to know about famous poet Eileen Myles.

Very well-known sound with many meanings.

Name a philosopher. Exactly. That’s why we picked Socrates.

If you don’t know about these famous outfit bottoms, you’re missing out!

It’s lady Liz, titan of the England and related kingdoms.

Originally thought to be a fad, the staying power of this tragedy is second to none.

Wait, you’ve never heard of Mason Galkowski?! Seriously? Mason-fucking-Galkowski?! He’s famous! Everybody knows who Mason Galkowski is! Wow, you are so out of the loop.

One of the most famous planets in the solar system, Earth is well known for its mountains and beaches as well as being the home of notorious gangster Al Capone.

Universally beloved by neophytes and hardcore furniture fans alike, couch has been setting the world on fire for over 100 years and shows no signs of slowing down!

One of the best known types of American.

While we don’t endorse Stonehenge, we acknowledge its fame among many.

Simply everybody is talking about the natural movement of air on the planet’s surface.

It cleans, it gleans, it puts on sheen! The chamois is America’s hottest cleaning cloth! It seems and scenes and makes a scene! Chamois! It’s great, so great, let’s celebrate! Chamois! Chamois!

Created leaves, stoats, other things.

People can be famous for being bad too.

Definitely one of the most famous bones.

The second grader at Lincoln Elementary is probably the coolest girl in her class and her mom even let her get her ears pierced. Watch out!

Ranked number one in the Guinness Book Of World Records’ most-famous knives.

Truly an exquisite bloodbath.

Used daily by millions worldwide.

Happy puppy! Everyone like happy little pup! Kiss kiss kiss.

One of the top most-famous Cloonerinos at the very least.

Home of many rooms, light fixtures, and even elevators.

One of the most well known and controversial Patricks around.

Big kaboom.

Das deutsche königswunder! Wie schön und stark!

The most famous inorganic, transparent, tasteless, mostly colorless liquid working in the hydrosphere today!

It’s not very good, but it has “famous” in the name, so what choice do we have?

Although the Earth is orbited by billions of moons, The Moon separated itself from the pack early on as the only one worth landing astronauts on.

Maybe not as famous as it used to be, but still pretty fucking well known.

Has had a monopoly on dying since the beginning and shows no sign of letting anything else end life in the future.

Check back in a year and tell us we’re wrong.

Located on Earth, the most famous human planet.

Famous for being a huge fucking bitch.

Hog that controls the weather.

She’ll take the recipe to the grave.

Of all the milk producers on God’s green earth, this one reigns supreme.

Perhaps the most famous of places!

No list of famous would be complete without this famous.

You know this one!

Oh no, who is this! Not famous enough! Get off this list!

You love it don’t you? Bask in the famous, let it consume you. Let it fill the hole where a person used to be.

The belladonna of the canned fish world.

Friend of the moon, but by no means the second fiddle.

Wouldn’t be a mouth without it.

Not showy or ostentatious, just shows up to work every day and does its job of delivering 7,384,400 cubic feet per second of water to the Atlantic Ocean. That’s why it’s the king.

If you’re looking to read, you can’t beat book!

Don’t let the unassuming shell fool you, this reptile is a star.

Sorry to be such a bummer, but there’s no denying that—look, it’s not like we’re happy he’s on this list. We didn’t ask for this idiot, we didn’t search for this photo with a stupid fucking grin on our face. So blame history, blame the human capacity for evil and madness, but don’t blame us.

Famous siamese quadruplets fused at the spine.

There’s a reason this guy is the number-one special.

Likely in most cases to provide a neural firing of recognition.

Who doesn’t go absolutely nutty for the distinctive chlorine taste of scorp?

Hands down the world’s most celebrated shirtless man.

Long considered the most gorgeous item of the outdoors.

Dominated the top score in the Donkey Kong Jr. game at Funtime Arcade in Lowell, MA from November 1982 to July 1985.

Cannot walk down the street without being hounded by fans.

What’s not to love?

Scrambled, poached, fried, or boiled, there’s no bigger celebrity than this female reproductive cell.

Among the most vaunted options on the classic visible spectrum, red has the colorblind absolutely howling with jealousy.

Should have worn a helmet.