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NEW YORK—Announcing that only drastic measures could defend the populace against the emerging threat, New York City reinstated a full lockdown Wednesday after disturbing reports that the Knicks may resume play. “For the sake of all New Yorkers, we…

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WAUKESHA, WI—Hailing the massive specimen as the greatest NFL discovery of the century, league scientists announced Tuesday that they have discovered a perfectly preserved fourth Watt brother frozen in a Wisconsin beer cooler. “This is a historic…

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CUPERTINO, CA—In a long-anticipated keynote event, Apple revealed Tuesday that their new MacBook Pro will be a refurbished Dell laptop they got off Craigslist for $500. “It has some scratches here and there, but the thing still runs just fine—you…

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Are You Depressed? Read These Common Symptoms To Find Out

Smithsonian Acquires Arms Of Kermit The Frog Puppeteer

Things Gen Z Hates About Millennials

Official Wizard Of New Zealand Fired After 2 Decades

Signs Your Boss Is Definitely Underpaying You

Florida School Revises Covid Guidelines To Reflect Latest Misinformation

New York City Reinstates Full Lockdown After Disturbing Reports That Knicks May Resume Play

Perfectly Preserved Fourth Watt Brother Discovered Frozen In Wisconsin Beer Cooler

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Study Finds Big Bang Result Of Last Universe Blowing Itself Up With Fireworks

Democrats Attempt To Woo Joe Manchin For Reconciliation Bill By Taping Single Hershey’s Kiss To Latest Draft

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