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Conservatives Question Why FBI Raided Mar-A-Lago While Dick Dastardly Remains Free

TALLAHASSEE, FL—Claiming that authorities were ignoring the real criminals in favor of a targeted witch hunt against Donald Trump, prominent conservatives questioned Monday why the FBI would spend time raiding Mar-a-Lago when Dick Dastardly remained…

Conservatives Question Why FBI Raided Mar-A-Lago While Dick Dastardly Remains Free

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