Prior to leaving for a two-week break, Congress approved another pay raise for itself. What do you think?
"Good. That extra $3,000 a year will help keep them away from the less-important bribes."
Michelle Halley • Crossing Guard
"Ordinarily I'd get upset by this, but due to the new amendments added to the Patriot Act last week, I no longer have the constitutional right to do so."
Jeremy Watson • Fire Inspector
"Now Dennis Hastert can put a down payment on that little home he's had his eye on for so long…mine."
Rex Byers • Systems Analyst