After an all-night drug and sex party resulted in a trip to the emergency room, troubled actor Charlie Sheen announced that he would undergo rehab at home so he could continue shooting Two And A Half Men. Here is a timeline of other incidents that led him to this point:
- 1980: Befriends Rob and Chad Lowe
- 1986: Stars in Platoon and begins lifelong practice of smoking hash out of an M-16 rifle barrel
- 1991: In a missed sign that something might be wrong, an especially frenetic Sheen films all of his scenes for Hot Shots! in one night
- 1995–1998:  Sheen accepts a series of roles indicative of someone whose judgment has been severely impaired
- 2003–2010: Sheen somehow wears cargo shorts for the better part of a decade without anyone even once checking the pockets
- 2006: Becomes advocate for 9/11 truth movement and is forced to take more and more drugs to keep up with those weirdos
- 2007: Realizes he hates self
- 2009: A physically exhausted Sheen turns to stimulants to cope with the grueling number of double takes and eyebrow raises required for his role in Two And A Half Men
- 2010: CBS implores Sheen to keep doing whatever the hell he wants, but with at least the tiniest goddamn bit of discretion