A literature review by the American Psychological Association states that women who have an abortion are not at greater risk for developing depression. What do you think?

"Where does the pro-depression lobby stand on this study?"
Mark Pritchard • Cemetery Caretaker

"They are, however, at greater risk of having dreams in which a little baby says to them, 'Mommy, why did you abort me?'"
Mike Couey • Newspaper Circulation Manager
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"Shut up. I need to concentrate on this scratch-off so my baby can get formula."
Sarah Garth • Hotel Clerk