About The Onion


The Onion is the world’s leading news publication, offering highly acclaimed, universally revered coverage of breaking national, international, and local news events. Rising from its humble beginnings as a print newspaper in 1756, The Onion now enjoys a daily readership of 4.3 trillion and has grown into the single most powerful and influential organization in human history.

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Our Dumb Century: The Onion Presents 100 Years Of Headlines From America’s Finest News Source (1999)

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Our Dumb World: The Onion’s Atlas Of The Planet Earth (2007)

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The Onion Book Of Known Knowledge: A Definitive Encyclopaedia Of Existing Information (2012)

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The Trump Leaks: The Onion Exposes the Top Secret Memos, Emails, and Doodles That Could Take Down a President (2017)


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The Onion

Editor in Chief Chad Nackers

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Head Writer Mike Gillis

Senior Editor Lauren Moser, Danny Mulligan

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Features Contributor Adam Albright-Hanna, Alex Barontini, Johnny Bauers, John Bender, Devin Blake, Joanna Borns, Jean-Luc Bouchard, Celeste Canady, Maura Quint Chwastyk, River Clegg, Shira Rachel Danan, Gerardo Delgado, Peter DeYoe, Drew Dickerson, Tricia England, Alex Firer, Patrick Flood, Kevin Flynn, Ziwe Fumudoh, Joseph Garcia, Rupinder Gill, David Guzman, Christoff Haller, Kevin Horst, Nathan Kamal, Nikki Kanjiani, Sharup Karim, Aaron Kheifets, Bennett Kleinman, Travis Koury, Alicia Kraft, Mike Levine, Calvin Lord, Tommy McNamara, Carolyn Moore, Luke Moran, Jill Morris, Andrei Nechita, Brady O’Callahan, Ryan O’Neil, Andrew Oreskovich, Mike Palmietto, Katie Petrachonis, William Petrich, Daryn Robinson, Dan Sheehan, Rioghnach Robinson, Geoff Ross, Spencer Roth-Rose, Robert Salazar, Samuel Saulsbury, Kinner Shah, Elliot Shamberg, Jamie Shriner, Natalie Shure, Lysette Simmons, Arish Singh, Edward Small, Maggie Smith, Mike Spence, Neal Stastny, Nick Stefanovich, Daniel Stillman, Colin Stokes, Lillian Stone, Alexandro Strauss, Sean Sullivan, Rajat Suresh, Lauren Thomas, Sarah Thomas, Charles Thurman, Dan Treadway, Adam Turkle, Jasbir Singh Vazquez, Jonathan Vogler, Sam Weiner, Adisa Williams, Maya Wagner, Jason Roeder, Jen Durbent, Jeremy Levick, JiJi Lee, Jocelyn Richard, Joe Garden, Joshua Ballew, Maria S. Reynolds, Marley Crusch, Matthew Hunziker, Matt Loxley, Matt Solomon, Maureen Monahan, Meghan Babbe, Michelle Spies, Paris Newton, Patty Terhune, Paula Skaggs, Sari Beliak, Skyler Higley, Taylor Garron, Tim Harrod, Tim Sampson, Tom Koff, Alex Furlin, Woody Fu, Ryan Leach, Irem Boz, Kathryn Kvas, Liz Anderson

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Creative Director, Editorial Jimmy Hasse

Project Manager Claire Favret

Lead Graphics Editor Rebecca Fassola Jokubauskas

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Junior Finishing Editor Seth Hafer

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