Adele Blocks New Album From Streaming

Though her new album 25 is on track to shatter sales records nationwide, digital streaming services like Spotify and Apple Music will not have access to Adele’s latest release, a marketing decision that Adele herself was reportedly instrumental in making. What do you think?

“Nevertheless, sophisticated hackers might still be able to somehow obtain it from the dark web.”

Maria Gunderson • Spreadsheet Visualizer


“I’ll be fine. I’m getting pretty good at humming ‘Hello.’”

Cliff Hanson • Product Enthusiast

“But that’s not fair. All of us consumers agreed years ago never to pay musicians for their work again.”

Raymond Gant • Fibula Expert