Airplane Rains Down Human Waste On Teen’s Sweet 16 Party

A teenager from Levittown, PA celebrating her Sweet 16 party outdoors this week had her event ruined when a plane flying overhead emptied its human waste containers into the sky and feces rained down on the guests. What do you think?

“That can be a hard age.”

Erik Kennedy • Pilates Consultant


“Well, what are Sweet 16 parties for if not learning the hideous and random injustice of the cosmos?”

Dorothy Chun • Artificial Dye Mixer

“This really takes the sting out of not being invited.”

Adam Domenech • Unemployed