Alabama Overturns Ban On Yoga In Schools

Alabama has ended a decades-long ban on teaching yoga in public schools, a measure that will still prohibit chanting and using Sanskrit names for poses in addition to requiring a permission slip from parents acknowledging yoga’s connection to Hinduism. What do you think?

“I’m just impressed that Alabama’s teaching anything.”

Adam Nelms, Scratching Practitioner

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“A sense of wellbeing has no place in our public school system.”

Felix Gillespie, Mall Interrogator

“That ought to keep them limber for active shooter drills.”

Ellen Baca, Unemployed