The U.S. Department of Interior just approved Cape Wind, the nation's first offshore wind farm, which will be built five miles from Cape Cod. Here are some of the other projects awaiting approval:
- Gulf of Mexico solar-powered oil-spill refinery
- The Central Texas Lance-Armstrong-on-a-Stationary-Bike Initiative
- The Nevada Battery Hole, a two-mile deep shaft that the nation's dead batteries will be thrown into
- The Alabama Abdomeno-Thermal Energy Program, a proposal to bore deep shafts through the surface of the state's rotund citizenry to capture the natural heat emanating from their roiling liquid cores
- Georgia's 100% Hazard-Free Miracle Electricity Program
- The Salt Lake City Prayer Turbine
- Solar PanelVille application on Facebook
- The Alan Parsons Project Project, a program aimed at harnessing the unique onstage electricity that is generated when the legendary prog rockers play live