Amazon Notifies Customers About Non-Existent Baby Registries

Due to a technical glitch, many Amazon customers received notifications that someone had purchased items on their baby registries, including many who didn’t have registries and have never been pregnant. What do you think?

“I didn’t think I was pregnant, but I trust Amazon.”

Dana Monsour • Horticultural Critic


“For a minute I was worried Amazon knew something I didn’t, besides every single thing I will ever need or want to buy.”

Jared Carden • Candle Wicker

“To be fair, most real pregnancies are also the result of a technical glitch.”

Bill Coker • Unemployed