Amazon Reconsidering New York HQ After Backlash

Following blowback from politicians and residents of New York City, tech giant Amazon is reportedly considering not placing its second headquarters in Long Island City. What do you think?

“If they don’t get Amazon, they should at least get another Quiznos. I love that place.”

Kendall Seymour • Basting Supervisor


“I’m so sick of corporations bowing to every whim of the people they impact.”

Greg Churchill • Systems Analyst

“This is why they should’ve chosen a city with people whose spirits are more broken.”

Peter Chase • Gorilla Glue Remover