Amazon Users Will Soon Pay By Selfie

To protect customers from fraud, Amazon has filed a patent for a payment system that would require users to submit a selfie or short video of themselves to verify purchases rather than typing a password. What do you think?

“I’ll do whatever it takes to buy this RCA-to-3.5mm headphone jack adapter.”

Eileen Woodridge • Junior Demographer


“But that would only make it easier for Jon Hamm to hack into my account. People tell me that I look like Jon Hamm.”

Harry Bissell • Jumpsuit Assembler

“That’s already how I pay my landlord.”

Andy Hostetler • Soap Tester