The Fourth of July marks our independence as a nation. How are you celebrating?
“Expand westward if I have time.”
Pete Henshaw, Unemployed
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“I’ll probably call my parents and do something while they talk.”
Jayne Emmett, Breathing Coach
“I will not be celebrating our country in light of everything that’s been happening these last few hundred years.”
Ross Paschal, Preschool Guard