This Fourth of July marks the 247th year of our independence as a nation. How are you celebrating?
“Redefining what’s physically possible to do with a hot dog.”
Aldous Petrie, Metronome Setter
“I’ll be in my usual bed in the burn unit.”
Natalie Brauer, Rodeo Announcer
“Using fireworks to mask the sound of my gunshots.”
Austin Chaisson, Systems Analyst