Across the nation, Americans are finding unique ways to express their love for their significant others. How are you celebrating Valentine’s Day?

“I like to treat every day as an opportunity to buy someone’s love.”
Danny Ritter, Chief Fetishist

“God, every year February rolls around and I totally forget I don’t love my husband anymore.”
Shalyah Bardi, Relationship Supervisor

“Eh, it’s just another day where I seriously consider ending it all.”
Billy Gambaro, Sex Coordinator
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