A study by the Centers for Disease Control found that compared to foreign brands, cigarettes made in the United States have three times the amount of cancer-causing nitrosamines. What do you think?
"Nitrosamines? Yuck. That's why I only smoke Chinese cigarettes, which have only been verifiably shown to contain female fertility hormones and trace amounts of ether."
Carl Port • Systems Analyst
"If we can't make them without cancer here, then it's time to start making U.S. cigarettes overseas."
Suzi Licher • Veneer Grader
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"Whatever. I have health insurance now."
Keith Loveless • Sanitation Worker