A study by the Centers for Disease Control found that compared to foreign brands, cigarettes made in the United States have three times the amount of cancer-causing nitrosamines. What do you think?


"Nitrosamines? Yuck. That's why I only smoke Chinese cigarettes, which have only been verifiably shown to contain female fertility hormones and trace amounts of ether."

Carl Port • Systems Analyst

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"If we can't make them without cancer here, then it's time to start making U.S. cigarettes overseas."

Suzi Licher • Veneer Grader

"Whatever. I have health insurance now."

Keith Loveless • Sanitation Worker

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