American Consumers Happiest Since 2007

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Americans’ confidence in the U.S. economy reached its highest level since July 2007, according to the latest reading of a leading consumer sentiment index. What do you think?

“Not me. Still on Wellbutrin. Still cutting.”

H. Clay Singer • Enamel Dipper

“Not surprising. Who doesn’t love an anemic stabilization with persistently high unemployment after an economic downturn?”

Kerry Blinco • Nitroglycerin Distributor


“Probably because they replaced all those space-wasting Borders bookstores with places where you could buy useful things, like Boost Mobile stores.”

Graham Rackman • Hatter